This Secret is Better Than Sex!!!

partyIf you feel bad about something, anything, and you carry bad/sad feelings around with you, I have a secret that will lead you to healing and happiness.You should have a party. Instead of a Pity party, have a Giddy party where you are silly while you enjoy    something you like. Or, you can get giddy and just enjoy the company of those who you share this upcoming treat with.

This is what you do: (This may be a good recommendation for widows). Call at least 2 friends and make a good pot of coffee. Buy a box chocolate cake mix. Any kind will do, it can be from Aldi’s.

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Get a 12 ounce can sweeten condensed milk, a 12 ounce jar of caramel topping and a 12 ounce container of whipped topping or whipped cream. Get 3 Heath Bars and chop them up.

Follow the directions on the box cake mix and bake. When it is done, remove the cake from the oven, take a fork and poke holes all over the cake. Spread the condensed milk over the cake and then the caramel topping. Put the cake back in the still warm oven and allow the milk and caramel to absorb. Remove the cake and let it completely cool. When it is cool, spread the whipped cream over the cake and sprinkle with the pieces of Heath Bar.

Like sex, this cake ain’t good when indulged all by oneself. That’s why you need at least 2 people to help you enjoy this “Better than Sex Cake”. If you have no friends then take this cake to work, to church, take it somewhere and enjoy it with the company of others.

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I have more healing secrets in my book, “Secrets to Healing and Finding Comfort.”

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